I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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