sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Houston, we have a squirter
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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