That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
