my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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