Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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