Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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