It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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