My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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