I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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