Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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