I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize
