Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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