ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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