Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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