Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
my poor anus
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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