he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
third nipple confirmed
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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