nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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