I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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