no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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