I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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