have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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