That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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