what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It's no shave November. This is our time.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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