You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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