dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
