8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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