Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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