Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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