Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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