I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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