he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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