You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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