You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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