I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Randomize
