Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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