I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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