People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
