This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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