i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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