Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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