I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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