i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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