Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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