I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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