Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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