am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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