She is in my trunk
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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