at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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