i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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