whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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