Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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