I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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