Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It's shark week go big or go home
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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