He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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